Alden Richards is gay?

Okaaay.  Chill!  Do not get me wrong.  That is a question.  Is Alden Richards gay?  

I was in the parlor earlier.  I asked the nail technician to turn on the TV on GMA pinoy  TV.  The show was a replay of Magpakailanman.  The nail technician kept on repeating, "ha that is a replay because they have aired that yesterday."  I don't know how many times she said that but i just kept quiet and smiled.  Then came Sunday pinasaya and chef boy next door was the opening number.  Alden Richards danced with the kids honoring the Philippine athletes.  I told the  technician, "Ang yaman na niyang si Alden grabe," (Alden is so rich now).  And guess what she told me, "Bakla naman yan eh." (He is gay!).  I felt all my blood rushed up ha ha ha but maintained my composure asking, oh really, Is Alden gay?

The viral photo of the alleged bf of Alden

The technician answered, "Yes, I heard this news long time ago even before he was known that he is really gay and besides he looks so effeminate.  She even added that with just his looks and color, she is positive Alden is gay.  I tried to be calm and nice to her. Oh, and not to forget she also said that Alden might end up like BB gandang hari who came out at his later age after doing all the action movies when he was younger and marrying a beautiful actress that ended up looking likee him.  Again, i tried to be so nice to her telling her all the achievements of Alden Richards.  Instead of telling her off and fighting with her, i told her how many commercials he has and multiplied it to at least 1.5 million per commercial even if i do not know how much he earns.  I told her how many businesses he has.  That he is the bread winner of the family earning decently even if people see him as gay.   She told me that the Aldub love team gets boring every day.  So, i told her, oh really does it really get boring when millions of people are still watching them daily.  He has even launched a new book.  And oh did you know, Maine Mendoza is already rich before she even entered showbiz?  They own a number of gasoline stations and they are one of the richest families in Bulacan.  And my litany went on and on.  I was like a broken long playing album saying the history of Aldub, kalsyeserye and the aldub nation.  Well, it all started with the question, Is Alden gay?

Moral:  Do not mess with an aldub fan.  Aldub nation is respectfully battling every basher of our well loved ALDUB.  Now, you know!